Recipe

Recipe For Love
Ingredients

1 drop of Curiosity

½ leaf of Anxiousness

2 cups of Lust

10.75 pound of Trust

12 ounces of Empathy

4 table spoons of pure respect

1 cup of “all purpose, all natural, 100% percent” Truth Extract (White Lies brand is preferable; I personally believe this is the best brand with the less “mix” in it. In other words it’s closer to the 100%)

1 packet of sweetened forgiveness and excuses

Half Soul

Brain
Key Cooking tools

A Dreamers Grill

Fantasy Coals

Care Pot

Uncertainty Spoon

Directions

Conventional Stove/Oven will not do. You Need a Dreamers Grill and fantasy coals; the combination of the two holds the Passion Fire needed to achieve optimum results
Start with a Size 20 Potjie Pot of Care
Add one drop of curiosity and a half leaf of anxiousness
Crush and mix with a spoon of uncertainty

Add 4 tablespoons of respect and stir until its well mixed

Add two cups of lust (aroma may cause tingling of spine, biting of the lips, Hot skin and Uncontrollable fidgeting)

Add the Empathy (stir)

Add 10.75 pounds of trust. ( If the concoction starts to turn green with jealousy add more trust to turn it the bright yellow of trust it should be)
Add packet of sweetened forgiveness and excuses for that twist of flavor, (Add too much and this is all ruined).

(Like magic you will notice you are no longer turning your spoon, it will churn your concoction as if possessed by the ghost of love, Using your sleepless nights in relentless deep thought, Long phone conversations and day dreams, irrational decision making and unexplainable combination of emotions as energy to keep mixing)

Now pay attention!! Here come the complicated ingredients.

Add half your soul and drain the brain of everything you knew before this; drop in your heart and there you have it.
Ladies and gentlemen I give you...
LOVE
Enjoy….